camry advertisement

does anyone want to buy a nice dark green toyota camry from 1995 with some slight body damage but in excellent mechanical shape for about $2850? it only has ~134000 miles on it. it has plenty of life left in it. if i have any love in me for cars it all goes to this one. it has been nothing short of fantastic for me and it will not disappoint you, its proud new owner. what do you think? now is the time to buy. act now before its too late and there isnt any gasoline left to buy. by the way, NOT why i'm selling the car. i just cant park it downtown. it gets great gas mileage even now. is there anything wrong with the car, you ask? well like i said there is some slight body damage but you dont care about that. a minor dent or two made me look cool and it will make you look cool too. if only i could put this ad in the paper verbatim i would sell this thing immediately. as is i'm counting on some random portlander to stumble upon this blog and realize theyve hit the jackpot. at least until the camry hits craigslist next week.